Girly Bits – Misheard Lyrics Collection

Girly Bits - Misheard Lyrics Collection matte nail polishes

We have all had that friend. You know the one who belts out a song in their best Beyonce voice, and you hear lyrics that you know can’t be right. DUDE! What did you just sing?? Hold me closer Tony Danza?

This collection of 6 bright matte shimmers, and one colour shifting glitter topper was inspired by funny misheard lyrics. They are glowy and velvety when worn matte, and a glossy top coat brings the sparkle to life!


Girly Bits – Cross-Eyed Bear
Cross-Eyed Bear is a Caribbean green with a gold/blue shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette):
♫ It’s not fair, to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

Girly Bits - Cross-Eyed Bear nail polish swatch. Caribbean green matte nail polish with a gold/blue shimmer.
Girly Bits - Cross-Eyed Bear nail polish swatch with top coat. Caribbean green matte nail polish with a gold/blue shimmer.

Girly Bits – Electric Boobs
Electric Boobs is a fuchsia pink with a pink/purple shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from Bennie & the Jets by Elton John):
♫ She’s got electric boobs and a mole hair too
You know I read it in a magazine
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets

Girly Bits - Electric Boobs nail polish swatch. Fuchsia pink matte nail polish with a pink/purple shimmer.
Girly Bits - Electric Boobs nail polish swatch. Fuchsia pink matte nail polish with a pink/purple shimmer.

Girly Bits – Fax Machine
Fax Machine is a magenta berry with a red/gold shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC):
♫ She was a fax machine
She kept her modem clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen

Girly Bits - Fax Machine magenta berry matte nail polish with a red/gold shimmer swatch.
Girly Bits - Fax Machine magenta berry matte nail polish with a red/gold shimmer swatch with top coat.

Girly Bits – Hot Dogs
Hot Dogs is a vibrant ultramarine blue with a violet/blue shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion):
♫ Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the hot dogs go on

Girly Bits - Hot Dogs nail polish swatch. Ultramarine blue matte nail polish with a violet/blue shimmer.
Girly Bits - Hot Dogs nail polish swatch with top coat. Ultramarine blue matte nail polish with a violet/blue shimmer.

Girly Bits – Kiss This Guy
Kiss This Guy is a medium purple with a pink shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from Purple Haze by The Jimi Hendrix Experience):
♫ Purple haze, all in my brain
Lately things they don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
Excuse me while I kiss this guy

Girly Bits - Kiss This Guy matte nail polish swatch. Medium purple nail polish with a pink shimmer.
Girly Bits - Kiss This Guy matte nail polish swatch with top coat. Medium purple nail polish with a pink shimmer.

Girly Bits – Lorraine
Lorraine is a bright aqua/cyan blue with a blue/purple shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from Have You Ever Seen the Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival):
♫ I want to know
Have you ever seen Lorraine?
I want to know
Have you ever seen Lorraine
Comin’ down on a sunny day?

Girly Bits - Lorraine nail polish swatch from the Misheard Lyrics Collection. bright aqua/cyan blue matte nail polish with a blue/purple shimmer
Girly Bits - Lorraine nail polish swatch, with top coat, from the Misheard Lyrics Collection. bright aqua/cyan blue nail polish with a blue/purple shimmer

Girly Bits – Tony Danza
Tony Danza is a clear based topper with iridescent red to orange to green colour shifting glitters, and a sprinkle of red to copper to green colour shifting shimmer. This is not a matte finish.
Coats: 1 coat layered over Girly Bits Little Black Dress (black creme)
Misheard lyric (from Tiny Dancer by Elton John):
♫ Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

Girly Bits - Tony Danza iridescent colour shifting glitter nail polish topper layered over Girly Bits Little Black Dress (black creme nail polish)
Girly Bits - Tony Danza iridescent colour shifting glitter nail polish topper layered over Girly Bits Little Black Dress (black creme nail polish)
Girly Bits - Tony Danza iridescent colour shifting glitter nail polish topper layered over Girly Bits Little Black Dress (black creme nail polish)

The Girly Bits Misheard Lyrics Collection is available for purchase now – each shade is $16.50 CAD, or you can purchase the whole collection for $115.50 CAD (10% savings).

*product was provided for swatching by Girly Bits

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