“We have all had that friend. You know the one who belts out a song in their best Beyonce voice, and you hear lyrics that you know can’t be right. DUDE! What did you just sing?? Hold me closer Tony Danza?
This collection of 6 bright matte shimmers, and one colour shifting glitter topper was inspired by funny misheard lyrics. They are glowy and velvety when worn matte, and a glossy top coat brings the sparkle to life!“
Girly Bits – Cross-Eyed Bear
Cross-Eyed Bear is a Caribbean green with a gold/blue shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette):
♫ It’s not fair, to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Girly Bits – Electric Boobs
Electric Boobs is a fuchsia pink with a pink/purple shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from Bennie & the Jets by Elton John):
♫ She’s got electric boobs and a mole hair too
You know I read it in a magazine
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Girly Bits – Fax Machine
Fax Machine is a magenta berry with a red/gold shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC):
♫ She was a fax machine
She kept her modem clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
Girly Bits – Hot Dogs
Hot Dogs is a vibrant ultramarine blue with a violet/blue shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion):
♫ Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the hot dogs go on
Girly Bits – Kiss This Guy
Kiss This Guy is a medium purple with a pink shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from Purple Haze by The Jimi Hendrix Experience):
♫ Purple haze, all in my brain
Lately things they don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Girly Bits – Lorraine
Lorraine is a bright aqua/cyan blue with a blue/purple shimmer. Dries to a velvety matte finish. (shown with and without top coat)
Coats: 2 coats
Misheard lyric (from Have You Ever Seen the Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival):
♫ I want to know
Have you ever seen Lorraine?
I want to know
Have you ever seen Lorraine
Comin’ down on a sunny day?
Girly Bits – Tony Danza
Tony Danza is a clear based topper with iridescent red to orange to green colour shifting glitters, and a sprinkle of red to copper to green colour shifting shimmer. This is not a matte finish.
Coats: 1 coat layered over Girly Bits Little Black Dress (black creme)
Misheard lyric (from Tiny Dancer by Elton John):
♫ Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
The Girly Bits Misheard Lyrics Collection is available for purchase now – each shade is $16.50 CAD, or you can purchase the whole collection for $115.50 CAD (10% savings).
*product was provided for swatching by Girly Bits